So, today is the end of the Mayan long calendar and supposedly the end of the world.
There are lots of theories. Someone smoking in bed, the real global warming:
Then there’s some meteor that was texting instead of flying:
Then there’s the over-the-top killer burrito with no Gas-X on hand:
And my personal favorite slow but inevitable end, the zombie apocalypse:
Yet, here we are at 10:30 P.M. EST and I’m still typing this. That could be a good sign. So, maybe it’s time to just chill out with a calming brew:
But then again, as Curly (Jack Palance) said in City Slickers: “The day ain’t over yet…”