Posted by: reformedmusings | December 21, 2012

End of the world – did we miss it?

So, today is the end of the Mayan long calendar and supposedly the end of the world.

Mayan's ran out of room on the rock

Mayans ran out of room on the rock

There are lots of theories. Someone smoking in bed, the real global warming:

earth_on_fire

Then there’s some meteor that was texting instead of flying:

Meteor texting while flying

Meteor texting while flying

Then there’s the over-the-top killer burrito with no Gas-X on hand:

Out of Gas-X after the killer burrito

Out of Gas-X after the killer burrito

And my personal favorite slow but inevitable end, the zombie apocalypse:

From patient zero to your doorstep

Rule #1 – Cardio!

Yet, here we are at 10:30 P.M. EST and I’m still typing this. That could be a good sign. So, maybe it’s time to just chill out with a calming brew:

Get our mind off of the end of the...oops, wrong beer

Get our mind off of the end of the…oops, wrong bottle

But then again, as Curly (Jack Palance) said in City Slickers: “The day ain’t over yet…”

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